Mom, if you are reading this.. Just stop now.. Trust me on this one.

So, last week, Jason officially left me for a younger, prettier woman, who I’ll call…. Lucille. Lucille is everything I could never be.. Smooth, edgy, fast.. I just can’t compete with that! It was devastating to me, naturally, but lucky Lucille agreed to let me keep Jason when she is too tired to entertain him. Even I have to admit that Lucille is so cool and beautiful, so I asked if I could go out and do a photo session with her. Here is a picture of the hussy that stole my boyfriend:

TROLLOP!!!

Okay fine, so it’s not technically a woman, per se, but she totally did steal my boyfriend.

Jason has been talking about wanting a bike since I have known him, and now that he finally has a house with a garage, he decided to pull the trigger and buy himself a Harley Sportster 1200N (aka “nightster”). Although I must admit it is kind of cool, the stress of worrying about him while he is riding is taking years off my life. Sigh.. I am trying to be the understanding, supportive girlfriend who only wants what makes her darling happy.

When he bought the bike, he got to ring this big bell so everyone in the store would know that the HOG (Harley Owners Group) had a new family member.

Here is is showing off his new ladyfriend and his new gear.

And a few of the details..

If any of you have boys with bikes, please reassure me that the terror goes away after awhile